Tag: Kiefer Sutherland

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)

      Twin Peaks was a American TV show I never watched because it aired on ABC. Let me explain. In the early-90s, even in the days before Disney bought them out and began sanitizing everything for the protection of Uncle Walt’s cryogentically frozen head, ABC was the TV network for losers. The rest of us […]

  • Dark City (1998)

    Most critics began their writeups of this film with the elementary and idiotically middle-minded question: “What if you woke up [in our main character’s situation]?” Well no surprise, me: I’d freak out, find a hole to crawl in, and stay there. As would you, fictional meta-critic I made up for this intro. But then, we’re […]