And You Thought It Was…Safe(?)

Tag: Brian Cox

  • The Year of the Sex Olympics (1968)

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

    …is the seventh film in, and second reboot of, the Planet of the Apes franchise, even though the last one was officially marketed as a “remake.” It wound up being an incredibly stupid mistake that exposed Tim Burton for an idea-starved thug he’d become by then and apparently staked this entire franchise through the heart. […]

  • X2: X-Men United (2003)

    I went into this farce with no expectations.  In case you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m a natural pessimist. So much of a pessimist I was prepared to write X2 off completely, like all the idiots I criticize for the blatant hypocrisy inherent in their dismissal “comic book movies.” Then the maintenance man […]