And You Thought It Was…Safe(?)

Tag: Kelly Hu

  • Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

    Or, The One Everyone Hates. And I mean really, really, really hates. That’d be Part V for me, but I understand why everyone pretends that false start of A New Beginning never happened. And I understand the hatred of this…thing. Seriously, this is Friday the 13th Lite, a cringing, half-hearted attempt to shift the series […]

  • X2: X-Men United (2003)

    I went into this farce with no expectations.  In case you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m a natural pessimist. So much of a pessimist I was prepared to write X2 off completely, like all the idiots I criticize for the blatant hypocrisy inherent in their dismissal “comic book movies.” Then the maintenance man […]