Tag: Megan Fox

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

    Part One: Less Than Meets the Eye Part Two: Puny Humans Part Three: Car Commercials in Disguise

  • Jonah Hex (2010)

    Want to know how to make a bad movie? Take a character who’s basically every cliche in his genre rolled into one portable unit, plug him into a script picked over by the proverbial thousand monkeys, and give the whole project to a director who’s spent the last ten years slaving away on the Pixar […]

  • Transformers (2007)

    As far as I’m concerned, Transformers first aired at 5:30 in the morning on my local Fox affiliate. This was back in the halcyon days when the Fox Network bought syndicated series the way survivalists buy bulk foods, slapping them down anywhere a hole in the programming schedule presented itself. Many a school day began […]