And You Thought It Was…Safe(?)

Tag: Djimon Hounsou

  • Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

  • Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)

    I won’t pretend I’m some knight-errant, riding in on a white horse to save Tomb Raider. I know that, as a hetero male nerd, I’m supposed to love Lara Croft, but I’ve despised every game in this franchise and things only got worse as it went on, each iteration more shamelessly copy-pasted than the last. […]

  • The Island (2005)

    I expected to hate The Island. But 2005 was a real bi-polar year. We all learned what it means to miss New Orleans, but look on the bright side: Batman came back to unexpectedly-viable life, I was enjoying all the benefits of dating a Reed College student, and Michael Bay directed a film that doesn’t […]