Our review of an Asylum-made giant killer shark movie, created specifically to pop up first in random Netflix searches. All web-based culture critics are contractually obliged to touch on the Asylum at some point. Where can I wash off? I feel greasy…Oh, hai, Carmen Electra.
2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
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8 responses to “2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)”
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One of these days, someone should start up a site dedicated to reviewing shark attack movies and only shark attack movies. There has to be enough of the things to do it by now.
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More than enough…in fact, stop trying to give me ideas. Now it’s in my head and I’ll never be able to dislodge it…I could spend a month on the Jaws sequels alone, to say nothing of the inexplicably-still-growing Piranha “franchise” (of which Piranha 2: The Spawning is still the best flying piranha movie ever made). Oh, hell…the temptation is building…
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No one should submit themselves to that. No one!
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Hey, you put the idea down on the table. Somebody’s gonna pick it up eventually. Chekhov would spin in his grave if someone didn’t.
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I paid $1500 to have a back piece of the double headed shark tatted on me 3 weeks before the movie aired. After I watched it I checked myself into a rehab program.
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I thought that was you. I would’ve started a conversation, but I was too busy fighting the alien cockroaches to be sociable.
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This is the worst movie I have ever seen, horrible grafics and a very bad story, it is a waste of time.
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See more movies.
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