Really, Hollywood? This is your big 4th of July superhero movie? A boring, Batman-imitating remake of a film just now ten years old, made solely because Sony has to make a Spider-Man movie every five years or Marvel (which now means Disney) will take their rights back and put him in Avengers: By Then They’ll Be Using Subtitles Instead of Numbers. If you watched Raimi’s Spider-Man and thought, “What if this were all shot through the blue filter TV crime dramas use?” then you’ve found your Spider-Man film. Everybody else? Skip.